- when I hear people laughing
- paranoia: They're laughing at you, all of them. They think you look weird. They think you look awful, like shit. They're laughing at you because you're ugly. They pity you. They're glad they are nothing like you at all, you freak.
Benedict Cumberbatch and alternative careers...
- If he started selling sleeping bags, he could be Benedict Slumberbatch
- If he studied mathematics, he might be Benedict Numberbatch
- If he wasn't quite singing, he'd be Benedict Humberbatch
- If he went on Strictly, he'd be Benedict Rumba-batch
- If he took up dancing aerobics, he'd be Benedict Zumba-batch
- If he was messy with food, he'd be Benedict Crumberbatch
- If he were a dentist, he'd be Benedict Gumberbatch
- If he got a blog, he'd be Benedict Tumblr-batch
- If he felled wood, he'd be Benedict Lumberbatch
- If he played guitar, he'd be Benedict Strumberbatch
HOLY MOTHER OF MYCROFT. I'm 3 followers away from 700. Seriously, when did that happen?