HOW I LOVE MY COAT OF MANY FANDOMS!

astairewashere:

Your cat just died:

Your dog just died:

Your fish just died:

I bought you shampoo yesterday:

It’s Pantene:

I killed your chicken:

I ate your chicken:

There is a spider near your head:

There is a bear in the living room:

I hate you:

I love you:

YOU. ME. RIGHT NOW:

I want your babies:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY:

MERRY CHRISTMAS:

I bought you a present:

I bought you 37 presents:

I’m having your baby:

Twins actually:

I lied:

Oh, look at the view from the Astronomy Tower:

I wonder how high this goes:

YIPPY KAY YAY, MUGGLEFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:

We are gathered here today, to mourn the death of astairewashere:

On the inside, he’s probably like:

nextstopeverywhere:

Put out the cookies and milk for Santa looking like

But really on the inside I’m all like

Go to bed with visions of sugarplums dancing in my head like

Wake up in the morning like

Sprint downstairs and see all the presents like

Pretend that I like a crap gift and pretend…